Link: Staten Island Official Subtly Owns Real Estate Developer With Incredible Choice of Street Names

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Staten Island Borough President James Oddo put a burn for the ages on the real estate developers Savo Brothers this week. By Oddo’s choosing, three streets in a new Savo development will be named after rough synonyms for greed, avarice, and deceit.

Staten Island Official Subtly Owns Real Estate Developer With Incredible Choice of Street Names

Link: 6 Girl Scout cookies you thought you were getting but aren’t

This is important information, people. I never knew why my Samoas turned into Caramel deLites.

Girl Scouts use two different bakers for their cookies. Where you buy determines which ones you get. A third of the country gets a crunchier Thin Mint, while the rest get a smoother one. Samoas are mirrored by Caramel deLites. Shortbread with Trefoils.

6 Girl Scout cookies you thought you were getting but aren’t

Link: The New York Times

Hey heh. “As for the purity of the N.F.L., it’s beyond funny to defend the “wholesome” nature of a giant corporation that counts among its number a team called the Redskins.”

Beyoncé had the right-wing commentariat gasping with her performance of “Formation,” Andrew Rosenthal writes in The New York Times Opinion Section.

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