Recently I had two moments where listening to music made me look stupider than if I had been drunk or on drugs.
1. I got into an empty elevator at work and stood there with the doors closed for probably 30 seconds without realizing it wasn’t moving. I had forgotten to press the button.
2. I was getting ready to go into the subway station and walked into the turnstile which didn’t budge. I had forgotten which direction I was going and that I needed to swipe my Metrocard to get in.
My only regret: not writing down what I was listening to at the time.