Instagrammed: May 25, 2017 at 12:01PM

Farewell, friend. We almost did it. 300k would’ve been epic, but the state of Maryland did not agree with our definition of “safe and road legal” anymore. Thanks for not exploding that time we made a gas steam sauna on the Jersey Turnpike. That will always rank high up on our list of fun times.

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